An actor who is good at comedy can also be very good at drama, but not necessarily vice versa.

An actor who is good at comedy can also be very good at drama, but not necessarily vice versa.

Desi Arnaz

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15.

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15.

The custom of my grandfather's day is still going strong in Latin America. American girls do not seem to understand it.

The custom of my grandfather's day is still going strong in Latin America. American girls do not seem to understand it.

Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.

Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.

An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh.

An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

Real intellectuals like to escape once in a while from their world of intellect.

Real intellectuals like to escape once in a while from their world of intellect.

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.

I don't think anyone can tell you what it is that makes you a star.

I don't think anyone can tell you what it is that makes you a star.

If you don't know what to do, don't do anything.

If you don't know what to do, don't do anything.

Good things do not come easy. The road is lined with pitfalls.

Good things do not come easy. The road is lined with pitfalls.

As I've always said, 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' I'm much better with women than I am being tough in a bar!

As I've always said, 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' I'm much better with women than I am being tough in a bar!

I grew up in Arizona and have a lot of buddies that are cowpokes.

I grew up in Arizona and have a lot of buddies that are cowpokes.

Right before Mag Seven I did a movie called The Bull Rider.

Right before Mag Seven I did a movie called The Bull Rider.

My moral compass swings far to the left, but when it comes to gratuitous violence, I have trouble.

My moral compass swings far to the left, but when it comes to gratuitous violence, I have trouble.

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n.

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n.

I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is.

I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is.

I thought if I could be a model, or even do commercials and stuff like that for the rest of my life, I’d be happy.

I thought if I could be a model, or even do commercials and stuff like that for the rest of my life, I’d be happy.

And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!