We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.

We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.

Kevin Smith

I've always kind of ripped from real life to some degree or at least how I'm feeling in the moment.

I've always kind of ripped from real life to some degree or at least how I'm feeling in the moment.

When you're an artist, all you're trying to do is self-express.

When you're an artist, all you're trying to do is self-express.

It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.

It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you.

Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?

Why do my movies make people feel so dead inside?

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest.

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest.

Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?

Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?

In Hollywood you kind of fail upwards

In Hollywood you kind of fail upwards

AZRAEL: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

AZRAEL: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

Any book is a self-help guide if you can take something from it.

Any book is a self-help guide if you can take something from it.

People tend to romanticize this job. So, it's fun to let the air out of it.

People tend to romanticize this job. So, it's fun to let the air out of it.

I'm always cribbing from real life. I'm not a very creative filmmaker.

I'm always cribbing from real life. I'm not a very creative filmmaker.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

The indie film isn’t dead. It just grew up.

The indie film isn’t dead. It just grew up.

It takes nothing to encourage an artist.

It takes nothing to encourage an artist.

My job is to say, 'This is how I see the world. Do you agree?'

My job is to say, 'This is how I see the world. Do you agree?'

Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.

Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.

All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what's there.

All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what's there.

With what you don't know about me, I could just about fill the Grand Canyon.

With what you don't know about me, I could just about fill the Grand Canyon.