Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.

AZRAEL: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

Any book is a self-help guide if you can take something from it.

We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.

People tend to romanticize this job. So, it's fun to let the air out of it.

I'm always cribbing from real life. I'm not a very creative filmmaker.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

The indie film isn’t dead. It just grew up.

It takes nothing to encourage an artist.

My job is to say, 'This is how I see the world. Do you agree?'

All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what's there.

With what you don't know about me, I could just about fill the Grand Canyon.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

Don't go where the puck's been; go where it's gonna be.

If you're lucky, you go from being a movie fan to a movie maker.

Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.

I didn't get into film to win Academy Awards. I wanted to have a conversation with the audience.