In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

Kevin Smith

People tend to romanticize this job. So, it's fun to let the air out of it.

People tend to romanticize this job. So, it's fun to let the air out of it.

I'm always cribbing from real life. I'm not a very creative filmmaker.

I'm always cribbing from real life. I'm not a very creative filmmaker.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

One man's frankness is another man's vulgarity.

The indie film isn’t dead. It just grew up.

The indie film isn’t dead. It just grew up.

It takes nothing to encourage an artist.

It takes nothing to encourage an artist.

My job is to say, 'This is how I see the world. Do you agree?'

My job is to say, 'This is how I see the world. Do you agree?'

Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.

Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.

All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what's there.

All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what's there.

With what you don't know about me, I could just about fill the Grand Canyon.

With what you don't know about me, I could just about fill the Grand Canyon.

Don't go where the puck's been; go where it's gonna be.

Don't go where the puck's been; go where it's gonna be.

If you're lucky, you go from being a movie fan to a movie maker.

If you're lucky, you go from being a movie fan to a movie maker.

Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.

Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.

Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.

I didn't get into film to win Academy Awards. I wanted to have a conversation with the audience.

I didn't get into film to win Academy Awards. I wanted to have a conversation with the audience.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.

Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.

Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction you're heading.

Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction you're heading.