Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.

My job is to say, 'This is how I see the world. Do you agree?'

Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.

All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what's there.

With what you don't know about me, I could just about fill the Grand Canyon.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

Don't go where the puck's been; go where it's gonna be.

If you're lucky, you go from being a movie fan to a movie maker.

Why take life seriously? No one gets out alive anyways.

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

I didn't get into film to win Academy Awards. I wanted to have a conversation with the audience.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Controversial' as we all know, is often a euphemism for 'interesting and intelligent.

Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction you're heading.

Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience.

Failure is success training.

In this life, if you don't celebrate yourself, nobody will.

I try never to worry in general. Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.

I don't stretch my hand out anymore, but I never get tired of waiting for the next magic.