I only mean forty per cent of what I say.

If you want something from an audience, you give blood to their fantasies. It's the ultimate hustle.

We don't go anywhere. Going somewhere is for squares. We just go!

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis.

It's the hardest thing in the world to accept a 'little' success and leave it that way.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

In a close-up, the audience is only inches away, and your face becomes the stage.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

The Jews control Hollywood and use it to promote their own agenda.

I refused to be a fool dancing on a string held by all of those big shots. I don't apologise, that's my life

Acting is an empty and useless profession.

‎We only have so many faces in our pockets

Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?

It really doesn't matter what you're thinking about, as long as you're thinking about something.

Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.

Most of the successful people in Hollywood are failures as human beings.

Too much success can ruin you as surely as too much failure.

If we are not our brother's keeper, at least let us not be his executioner.

All I want to be is normally insane.