Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.

In a close-up, the audience is only inches away, and your face becomes the stage.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

The Jews control Hollywood and use it to promote their own agenda.

I refused to be a fool dancing on a string held by all of those big shots. I don't apologise, that's my life

I only mean forty per cent of what I say.

Acting is an empty and useless profession.

‎We only have so many faces in our pockets

Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?

It really doesn't matter what you're thinking about, as long as you're thinking about something.

Most of the successful people in Hollywood are failures as human beings.

Too much success can ruin you as surely as too much failure.

If we are not our brother's keeper, at least let us not be his executioner.

All I want to be is normally insane.

Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.

Never surrender to the momentum of mediocrity.

Regret is useless in life. It's in the past. All we have is now.

Only the one who walks his own way can't be overtaken.

I never thought my book would turn so many people against slavery.