One day they might even say that I was another Ryan Giggs.

One day they might even say that I was another Ryan Giggs.

George Best

When they first installed all-seater stadiums everyone predicted that the fans wouldn't stand for it

When they first installed all-seater stadiums everyone predicted that the fans wouldn't stand for it

Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.

Everyone went crazy over Wayne Rooney, but I get more excited by Cristiano Ronaldo.

I was ill, and everyone could see it but me.

I was ill, and everyone could see it but me.

There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.

There isn't a single player I would pay to watch. A great entertainer needs to have charisma.

That thing about being an icon, the fifth Beatle, I just found it so freaky.

That thing about being an icon, the fifth Beatle, I just found it so freaky.

I will respect this liver. After all, it's not mine.

I will respect this liver. After all, it's not mine.

You can't trust very many people.

You can't trust very many people.

Maybe 'loner' is too strong a word, but I've always enjoyed being on my own.

Maybe 'loner' is too strong a word, but I've always enjoyed being on my own.

I definitely don't think that money can buy you, love. It can buy you affection but certainly not love.

I definitely don't think that money can buy you, love. It can buy you affection but certainly not love.

People say you have to hit rock bottom, and, I can tell you, almost dying is as rock bottom as it gets.

People say you have to hit rock bottom, and, I can tell you, almost dying is as rock bottom as it gets.

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.

Love is about mutual respect, apart from the attraction.

Love is about mutual respect, apart from the attraction.

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three

People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

If you make up your own mind, you can only blame yourself.

If you make up your own mind, you can only blame yourself.

If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele.

If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele.

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?