The Lord helps those who help themselves.

The Lord helps those who help themselves.

Diego Maradona

The Manchester Derby is bigger and more important than El Classico.

The Manchester Derby is bigger and more important than El Classico.

Something that just came out of me. It was a bit of mischief.

Something that just came out of me. It was a bit of mischief.

When I wear the national team shirt, its sole contact with my skin makes it stand on an end.

When I wear the national team shirt, its sole contact with my skin makes it stand on an end.

My legitimate kids are Dalma and Giannina. The rest are a product of my money and mistakes.

My legitimate kids are Dalma and Giannina. The rest are a product of my money and mistakes.

All the people that criticised me should eat their words.

All the people that criticised me should eat their words.

What I love most about Norway is you, ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists.

What I love most about Norway is you, ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists.

I'm alive and I want to keep living.

I'm alive and I want to keep living.

Money is not a motivating factor. I do what comes to me at that moment.

Money is not a motivating factor. I do what comes to me at that moment.

When God decides its time, I guess he'll come for us.

When God decides its time, I guess he'll come for us.

I am black or white, I'll never be grey in my life.

I am black or white, I'll never be grey in my life.

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona.

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona.

Even if there was a hand, it was the hand of God.

Even if there was a hand, it was the hand of God.

My mother thinks I am the best. And I was raised to always believe what my mother tells me

My mother thinks I am the best. And I was raised to always believe what my mother tells me

When people succeed, it is because of hard work. Luck has nothing to do with success.

When people succeed, it is because of hard work. Luck has nothing to do with success.

To see the ball, to run after it, makes me the happiest man in the world

To see the ball, to run after it, makes me the happiest man in the world

I don't think about one trick or the other, they just happen.

I don't think about one trick or the other, they just happen.

The last time I cried was when I won the champions. It was one of the best moments in my life.

The last time I cried was when I won the champions. It was one of the best moments in my life.

I enjoy been on holidays because you can do whatever you want and people can't say anything to you.

I enjoy been on holidays because you can do whatever you want and people can't say anything to you.