There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older when Jewish jokes were told.

Let women figure out why they won't sleep with you. Don't do their work for them.

Your cadence is your music.

Oh, for God's sake... get a life, will you?

Has it ever occurred to you that how we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life?

Conquest is easy. Control is not.

I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes tossed like a salad.

I love the concept of togetherness and the entwinement of marriage.

Energy is the key to creativity. Energy is the key to life.

Youth is the ultimate limited resource.

We meet aliens every day who have something to give us. They come in the form of people with different opinions.

We're all embers from the same fire. Our ember winks out, we're ashes, we go back to the fire.

Being an icon is overrated, remember an icon can be moved by a mouse.

I don't want people to know me. I want them to believe my version.

There was nothing lonelier than a man with a million friends.

You have to create your life. You have to carve it, like a sculpture.

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

I'm not out to convince anybody of anything.

Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There's nothing there.