How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

Energy is the key to creativity. Energy is the key to life.

Youth is the ultimate limited resource.

There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older when Jewish jokes were told.

We meet aliens every day who have something to give us. They come in the form of people with different opinions.

We're all embers from the same fire. Our ember winks out, we're ashes, we go back to the fire.

Being an icon is overrated, remember an icon can be moved by a mouse.

I don't want people to know me. I want them to believe my version.

There was nothing lonelier than a man with a million friends.

You have to create your life. You have to carve it, like a sculpture.

I'm not out to convince anybody of anything.

Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There's nothing there.

I slept for four days when I turned 40.

Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got.

If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

How long before my dignity is reclaimed?

We're all ants. I'm a glittery little ant.

Every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it.