Life is the sum of your choices.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Being kind is more important than being right.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

If you smile when no one else is around, you mean it.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears.

The most important thing you do every day you live is deciding not to kill yourself.

I know of only one duty, and that is to love.

A society based on production is only productive, not creative.

You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth

The realization that life is absurd cannot be an end, but only a beginning.

You cannot create an experience. You must undergo it.

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

Where there is no hope, we must invent it.