Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

The first thing I do in the morning is brushing my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

You do not truly own anything that you can't carry in both arms at a dead run

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

The greatest fallacy of democracy is that everyone's opinion is worth the same.

Everything is theoretically impossible until it is done.