Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

The first thing I do in the morning is brushing my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

You do not truly own anything that you can't carry in both arms at a dead run

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

The greatest fallacy of democracy is that everyone's opinion is worth the same.

Everything is theoretically impossible until it is done.

A generation that ignores history has no past and no future.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.