Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Every word has consequences. Every silence, too.

We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us.

A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

Never, ever, ever give up.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

A whole stack of memories never equals one little hope.

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.