Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

Never, ever, ever give up.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

A whole stack of memories never equals one little hope.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

There is a no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.