Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Never, ever, ever give up.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

A whole stack of memories never equals one little hope.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

There is a no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.