In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

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There is a no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

The strength of a man's virtue should not be measured by his special exertions, but by his habitual acts.

Imagination decides everything.

Nothing gives rest but the sincere search for truth.

There is a God-shaped vacuum in every heart.

Most of man's trouble comes from his inability to be still.

Do you wish people to think well of you? Don't speak well of yourself.

Man's greatness lies in his power of thought.