I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

There's a good reason why nobody studies history, it just teaches you too much.

How it is we have so much information, but know so little?

If voting could actually change anything, it would be illegal.

Democratic societies can't force people. Therefore they have to control what they think.

The indoctrination is so deep that educated people think they’re being objective.

He who controls the media controls the minds of the public.

Nobody is going to pour truth into your brain. It's something you have to find out for yourself.

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

Sex is emotion in motion.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.