Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Mae West

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex is emotion in motion.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

You are never too old to become younger!

You are never too old to become younger!

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.

For a long time, I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.

For a long time, I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches.

Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches.