There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

You are never too old to become younger!

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action.

For a long time, I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.

A hard man is good to find.

Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches.

When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.

It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.