I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.

It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Well behaved women do not make history.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I consider sex a misdemeanour, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.