Well behaved women do not make history.

Well behaved women do not make history.

Mae West

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.

We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.

It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.

It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I consider sex a misdemeanour, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I consider sex a misdemeanour, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going.

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going.

If a person will spend one hour a day on the same subject for five years, that person will be an expert on that subject.

If a person will spend one hour a day on the same subject for five years, that person will be an expert on that subject.