I consider sex a misdemeanour, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Well behaved women do not make history.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going.

If a person will spend one hour a day on the same subject for five years, that person will be an expert on that subject.

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet.

You are responsible for how your life turns out, and your attitude shapes that life for better or worse.

No man can get rich himself unless he enriches others.