Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Mae West

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Well behaved women do not make history.

Well behaved women do not make history.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I consider sex a misdemeanour, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I consider sex a misdemeanour, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going.

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going.

If a person will spend one hour a day on the same subject for five years, that person will be an expert on that subject.

If a person will spend one hour a day on the same subject for five years, that person will be an expert on that subject.

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet.

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet.

You are responsible for how your life turns out, and your attitude shapes that life for better or worse.

You are responsible for how your life turns out, and your attitude shapes that life for better or worse.

No man can get rich himself unless he enriches others.

No man can get rich himself unless he enriches others.

Visualization is the human being's vehicle to the future - good, bad, or indifferent. It's strictly in our control.

Visualization is the human being's vehicle to the future - good, bad, or indifferent. It's strictly in our control.

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations.

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations.

Goals reflect your choice of destination.

Goals reflect your choice of destination.