You need a can-do spirit everywhere.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.

Freedom without virtue isn't freedom - it will eventually destroy society.

I believe that most of the limitations people have or face are self-imposed.

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

Feminists want to be treated as equals, but at the same time, they want special treatment.

No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.

Feminazis have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of alienation and bitterness.

Columbus saved the Indians from themselves.

Women were doing quite well in this country before feminism came along.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

What is it with all of these young single white women? Overeducated - doesn't mean intelligent.

If you're a victim, you're always mad, but never at yourself. You're mad at somebody else.