If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zappa quotes

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Author: Frank Zappa

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Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.

Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.

I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.

I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of the Dark Ages.

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of the Dark Ages.

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