They used to say that knowledge is power. I used to think so, but I know now they mean money.

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

Truth is a gem that is found at a great depth; whilst on the surface of the world all things are weighed by the false scale of custom.

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

I deny nothing but doubt everything.

Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.

Eat, drink and love...the rest is not worth a nickel

The heart will break, but broken live on.

Friendship may, and often does, grow into love, but love never subsides into friendship.

The devil was the first democrat.

The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.

I only go out to get myself a fresh appetite for being alone.

The best prophet of the future is the past.

I slept and dreamt that life was beauty; I woke and found that life was duty.

Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.

I like to serve chocolate cake because it doesn't show the dirt.

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.