Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

We're lost, but we're making good time.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.