Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

Yogi Berra

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.

The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.

That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

We're lost, but we're making good time.

We're lost, but we're making good time.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.

If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.

Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.