Only mediocrity escapes criticism.

Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.

Many a trip continues long after movement in time and space have ceased.

Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.

An answer is invariably the parent of a whole family of new questions.

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

If you understand each other you will be kind to each other.

And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.

To be alive at all is to have scars.

Books are the best friends you can have; they inform you, and entertain you, and they don't talk back.

The free exploring mind of the individual human is the most valuable thing in the world.

When two people meet, each one is changed by the other so you've got two new people.

If you want to destroy a nation, give it too much - make it greedy, miserable and sick.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.