I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.

I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.

Susan Sontag

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

Real art has the capacity to make us nervous.

Real art has the capacity to make us nervous.

The painter constructs, the photographer discloses.

The painter constructs, the photographer discloses.

There is an aggression implicit in every use of the camera.

There is an aggression implicit in every use of the camera.

Being in love means being willing to ruin yourself for the other person.

Being in love means being willing to ruin yourself for the other person.

Attention is vitality. It connects you with others. It makes you eager. Stay eager.

Attention is vitality. It connects you with others. It makes you eager. Stay eager.

whatever doesn't kill you leaves scars.

whatever doesn't kill you leaves scars.

Kindness, kindness, kindness. I want to make a New Year's prayer, not a resolution. I'm praying for courage.

Kindness, kindness, kindness. I want to make a New Year's prayer, not a resolution. I'm praying for courage.

I urge you to be as impudent as you dare. BE BOLD, BE BOLD, BE BOLD.

I urge you to be as impudent as you dare. BE BOLD, BE BOLD, BE BOLD.

Time exists in order that everything doesn’t happen all at once…and space exists so that it doesn’t all happen to you.

Time exists in order that everything doesn’t happen all at once…and space exists so that it doesn’t all happen to you.

The only interesting answers are those that destroy the questions.

The only interesting answers are those that destroy the questions.

What we need is to use what we have.

What we need is to use what we have.