Author: Kin Hubbard
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Romantic Happy New Year Messages
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I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Author: Mitch Hedberg
Is a hippopotamus or just a really cool Optimus?
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
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