Nature is always hinting at us. It hints over and over again. And suddenly we take the hint.

Far more violence has been done in obeying the law than in breaking the law.

Keep all ur troubles in ur own pocket. But, make sure that the pocket has a hole!

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

How many things have to happen to you before something occurs to you?

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep but I have promises to keep...

The test is always how we treat the poor.

Come grow old with me, for the best is yet to come!

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed.

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.

But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep.

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

The best way out is always through.

He who wishes to injure another, will soon find a pretext.

If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement? No one knows what he can do till he tries.