Here's one redeeming quality about Donald Trump. He's an equal opportunity offender.

Here's one redeeming quality about Donald Trump. He's an equal opportunity offender.

Trevor Noah

I can't control what happens to me, but I can control how I respond to it.

I can't control what happens to me, but I can control how I respond to it.

If you want peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.

If you want peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.

Peace without justice is an impossibility.

Peace without justice is an impossibility.

Love is much more demanding than law.

Love is much more demanding than law.

Do your little bit of good where you are; its those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.

Do your little bit of good where you are; its those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.

No one knows what Donald Trump is doing or planning.

No one knows what Donald Trump is doing or planning.

Donald Trump does not take criticism well, nor does he appreciate reporting on his life.

Donald Trump does not take criticism well, nor does he appreciate reporting on his life.

If you look at this election, I feel like Donald Trump was speaking a different language to Hillary Clinton.

If you look at this election, I feel like Donald Trump was speaking a different language to Hillary Clinton.

I still live today with my mom sending me, you know, Hebrew Scriptures or phrases or celebrating.

I still live today with my mom sending me, you know, Hebrew Scriptures or phrases or celebrating.

We have a fair amount of racism.

We have a fair amount of racism.

My mother never stagnated in a place where she said, I have it all.

My mother never stagnated in a place where she said, I have it all.

I lived my life as a - as a part-white, part-black but then sometimes-Jewish kid.

I lived my life as a - as a part-white, part-black but then sometimes-Jewish kid.

My mother converted, my mom converted to Judaism.

My mother converted, my mom converted to Judaism.

America is dealing with the effects of an underreaction to Donald Trump when he was running and when he was Mr. Saying-Racist-Things-on-the-News.

America is dealing with the effects of an underreaction to Donald Trump when he was running and when he was Mr. Saying-Racist-Things-on-the-News.

In America, there is no racial segregation. I'm not sure I'm quite familiar with this phrase.

In America, there is no racial segregation. I'm not sure I'm quite familiar with this phrase.

I learned to use language like my mother did. I would simulcast, give you the program in your own tongue.

I learned to use language like my mother did. I would simulcast, give you the program in your own tongue.

It's the reason the United States fell into the Patriot Act - because they were reacting.

It's the reason the United States fell into the Patriot Act - because they were reacting.

Twitter is a place where there is extreme vitriol at all times.

Twitter is a place where there is extreme vitriol at all times.