Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Avoid running at all times.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.

Throw strikes. The home plate doesn't move.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

Don't go to college, unless to get knowledge.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.