Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.

Throw strikes. The home plate doesn't move.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

Don't go to college, unless to get knowledge.

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there.

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. The home plate doesn't move.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit.

NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible with my birth certificate. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.