I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh.

I was acting when I was playing baseball.

We were on for six years. We were in syndication for a while. It had its run. I still see the people from 'Mr. Belvedere,' too. We stay in touch.

I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn't appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

After getting out of the service and going into baseball I never wanted to do anything else.

My kids used to do things to aggravate me, too. I'd take them to a game, and they'd want to come home with a different player.

When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

Where would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball?

They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

I would order a dozen bats and there were times they'd come back with handles at each end.

On TV the people can see it. On radio you've got to create it.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

When I played baseball I got death threats all the time--from my mother.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

I led the league in go get 'em next time.