I led the league in go get 'em next time.

I led the league in go get 'em next time.

Bob Uecker

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.

They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

I would order a dozen bats and there were times they'd come back with handles at each end.

I would order a dozen bats and there were times they'd come back with handles at each end.

On TV the people can see it. On radio you've got to create it.

On TV the people can see it. On radio you've got to create it.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

When I played baseball I got death threats all the time--from my mother.

When I played baseball I got death threats all the time--from my mother.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company that paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company that paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

People don't know this, but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it!

People don't know this, but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it!

They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse.

They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse.

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

Whatever avenue I feel like I can make a difference in, I'd love to do.

Whatever avenue I feel like I can make a difference in, I'd love to do.

It's attractive when girls have faith. That is a big thing for me.

It's attractive when girls have faith. That is a big thing for me.

I'll always use the negativity as more motivation to work even harder and become even stronger.

I'll always use the negativity as more motivation to work even harder and become even stronger.

When I meet somebody I want to leave a better impression than when I got there.

When I meet somebody I want to leave a better impression than when I got there.