I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.

The best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

Don't cut off your nose yourself.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.

It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.

You could look it up.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

Play every game as if your job depended on it. It just might.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.