Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

Without losers, where would the winners be?

I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.

They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.