The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

We are a much improved ball club: now we lose in extra innings!

Without losers, where would the winners be?

I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.

They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.

The older I get, the faster I was.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.