The older I get, the faster I was.

The older I get, the faster I was.

Charles Barkley

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.

They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.

I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

I think you have an obligation to be honest.

I think you have an obligation to be honest.