You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.

The older I get, the faster I was.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

I think you have an obligation to be honest.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.