I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

Charles Barkley

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.

I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.

The older I get, the faster I was.

The older I get, the faster I was.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

I think you have an obligation to be honest.

I think you have an obligation to be honest.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

There's nobody you'd rather beat than your good friend.

There's nobody you'd rather beat than your good friend.

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.