I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.

I was a Republican until they lost their minds

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.

We're not all supposed to think alike.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

My message is simple: take control of your life.

If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.