I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.

We're not all supposed to think alike.

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

My message is simple: take control of your life.

If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

Social media is where losers go to feel important.

I guess that's what Little League is all about -- trying.

I never found a place where I wanted to live more than Alvin (Texas).