To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.

To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.

Dustin Hoffman

I lived below the official American poverty line until I was 31.

I lived below the official American poverty line until I was 31.

If you're waiting for the job, you're dead.

If you're waiting for the job, you're dead.

Blame is for God and small children.

Blame is for God and small children.

If you can get out there and say I'm going to... I'm willing to fail at what I feel is right, that's it.

If you can get out there and say I'm going to... I'm willing to fail at what I feel is right, that's it.

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast-feed.

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast-feed.

I love acting, and I`m not going to determine what I do based on what I fear other people might think. I do what I want to do.

I love acting, and I`m not going to determine what I do based on what I fear other people might think. I do what I want to do.

I knew I finally made it as a performer when I began hearing rumors that I was gay.

I knew I finally made it as a performer when I began hearing rumors that I was gay.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Life is an occasion...rise to it.

Life is an occasion...rise to it.

37 seconds, well used, is a lifetime.

37 seconds, well used, is a lifetime.

I did a movie called Marathon Man and it was one of my best memories.

I did a movie called Marathon Man and it was one of my best memories.

It's true what they say about failure. You don't learn from success.

It's true what they say about failure. You don't learn from success.

I'd like to thank my parents for not practicing birth control.

I'd like to thank my parents for not practicing birth control.

I don't like the fact that I have to get older so fast, but I like the fact that I'm aging so well.

I don't like the fact that I have to get older so fast, but I like the fact that I'm aging so well.

This is your life. Now go make it the one you've always wanted.

This is your life. Now go make it the one you've always wanted.

Depressed, anxious, sad, frightened? Yes. But I've never been bored.

Depressed, anxious, sad, frightened? Yes. But I've never been bored.

I feel less often compelled to do the work than I was in the past.

I feel less often compelled to do the work than I was in the past.

I don't deal at all well with the relative amount of stuff I have to face already.

I don't deal at all well with the relative amount of stuff I have to face already.