I've never had any intimate relationships with a dolphin.

I've never had any intimate relationships with a dolphin.

Morgan Freeman

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.

Finding joy is probably tantamount to finding yourself and being comfortable in your own skin.

Finding joy is probably tantamount to finding yourself and being comfortable in your own skin.

There is no such thing as homophobia. It is not a fear. It is you being an asshole.

There is no such thing as homophobia. It is not a fear. It is you being an asshole.

I've always been a fan of or desired to or responded to variety. I like variety in life, so variety in work is a must.

I've always been a fan of or desired to or responded to variety. I like variety in life, so variety in work is a must.

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.

Is there a movie I think I should have won the Oscar for? Yeah. All of them.

Is there a movie I think I should have won the Oscar for? Yeah. All of them.

Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible....Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor.

Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible....Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor.

That's your job as the actor, to understand the human part of the character, to make it real.

That's your job as the actor, to understand the human part of the character, to make it real.

Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable.

Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable.

You don't know how much you appreciate your privacy until you don't have it.

You don't know how much you appreciate your privacy until you don't have it.

My approach to acting is that I am totally intuitive. I read the script and I get it. If I don't get it, I can't do it.

My approach to acting is that I am totally intuitive. I read the script and I get it. If I don't get it, I can't do it.

Actors cannot work against each other. It's totally impossible.

Actors cannot work against each other. It's totally impossible.

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing.

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing.

Write something insightful. Say Morgan Freeman said it. Win at internet.

Write something insightful. Say Morgan Freeman said it. Win at internet.

You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.

You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.

Your best posture is your next posture.

Your best posture is your next posture.

Never give up the ganja.

Never give up the ganja.

The trick to any profession is making it look easy.

The trick to any profession is making it look easy.