Actors cannot work against each other. It's totally impossible.

I've always been a fan of or desired to or responded to variety. I like variety in life, so variety in work is a must.

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.

Is there a movie I think I should have won the Oscar for? Yeah. All of them.

Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible....Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor.

That's your job as the actor, to understand the human part of the character, to make it real.

Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable.

I've never had any intimate relationships with a dolphin.

You don't know how much you appreciate your privacy until you don't have it.

My approach to acting is that I am totally intuitive. I read the script and I get it. If I don't get it, I can't do it.

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing.

Write something insightful. Say Morgan Freeman said it. Win at internet.

You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.

Your best posture is your next posture.

Never give up the ganja.

The trick to any profession is making it look easy.

So if I believe in God, and I do, it's because I think I'm God.

You can't take credit for talent; you can only take credit for using it.

The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit.